I have a big defect (in fact not, I have full of it, but this time they are going to say that they are going to speak that of that one today, ok?): I tread underfoot in the dish.

But not just a foot sorry, two, I jump with the feet together and I splash everywhere.

Certain (e) s says that it is rather cute and funny, this innocence and spontaneity. All the same this gives rise to rather comical situations, and sometimes difficult to catch:

Debate with a girlfriend about whose name I will hush up (by respect for its private life and fear for my life) which had habit to fornicate in front of Koh Lanta:

She: I think that Nephrite am pregnant. (Nephrite is a candidate of Koh Lanta)

I: surrounding wall?
this would be not rather you incidentally with all what you ace to take yesterday evening ;)

Here sentence is extremely well put, from good taste, with delicacy and refinement. I am a big funny sorry? Thank God!, "She" did not want it to me.

This donation to say what is not needed walk also in full of other situations:

Yours, you should stress this zone with the foundation. Ah you have already made it? It is a button this?

I am also the big specialist to spoil surprises. The most blatant example was during the birthday of an ordinary girl. I wanted to send him an iron to be curled by post in present, but present surprise. Then one fine day she says to me: Ah, thingy said to me that she is perhaps going to spin me her iron. Even before letting her finish, I shout "Noooooooooooooon" (otherwise my gift idea falls to the water), and of course, I give it away. Spoilt surprise.

Where I am great strong, it is that meantime, she forgot all this history, and that I posted the package. The morning of its anniv, she says to me that the name of my city is strange. I tell myself that if she sees the name of my city somewhere, it is that she had my package, and there, the similar, before letting her finish, I am attained of loggorh e: Aaaah, finally you had my package!! If you knew as I was ashamed to spoil surprise after last time, but this - time ci I succeeded, you are going to see the iron to be curled am great, and I even topped up one key door fabricated by my white hands with! .

In fact, she was writing my address, and had not had my package. I succeeded in spoiling TWICE the same surprise

Suddenly, to achieve a surprise, I need nearly 20 persons to help making stupidity. I ask the question which is needed not, at the least appropriate instant. And I sink afterwards, generally. Fortiche sorry?

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