Mesdames, Misses, Misters, good night and welcome to the first ceremony of the Oscars of the aquaplanning, who rewards the guys most "Agagagagaaaa" of the Earth! Commencons right away the prize giving:

In the category American Series, named are:

Doctor Mamour: He is not any more introduced, a big classic of these Oscars.

Dr House: A doctor of another type, much more grincheux, perhaps is it it that tells difference, this side never run off I will sleep with you ?

Peter Petrelli: Even better when he is dirty Go comes there that I wash you my big

Michael Scofield: Another big classic of these Oscars. Mild person Jesus, the right hand it looks as if he oh my God

And winning of the Oscar of the aquaplanning American Series Dr House is!!!!!!!!!

Expatiate: The Dr House could not unfortunately be with us this evening, he disapproves completely of these ridiculous formalities where the public is only pussycats in heat. Damage. If he is if grincheux and reticent, in the border it is possible to tie him with handcuffs not?

In the special category Gossip Girl, the called are:

Chuck Bass: his side bad boy makes it terrifically magnetic Who of us did not put his pants in the tumble-drier by seeing his frolics with Blair?

Dan Humphrey: This small being is so fragile are going to alleviate it

Nate Archibaid: These eyes, look at these eyes!!!

And the winning is Chuck Bass!!!! who could not unfortunately either be among us this evening, because of luxuriant orgy. Occupied the baby

In the category Cinema, the called are:

Ewan Mac Gregor: Whether it is in star Wars or in lover chilled in Big Fish, the pullover (or the mantle of Jedi, in the choice) would be well torn off from him. Worship retorts: Go comes to show myself your big sword laser:lol:

Guillaume Canet: A small air couldn't-care-less bohemia, or even a loutish side which gives very envies to see if it is also passionate in the bed as in its films (and that the one who has never wanted to break down the face of Marion Cotillard in "Children's games" because she is done to keep him and that to us they would have been fussy just like that throws me the first stone).

Jean Dujardin: He stinks of testosterone in 10km, and they love its small macho side Which did not fantasize about swaying so suggestive sound seen repeatedly in A guy a girl ? *envie sudden to tear off from him her chemise*

Johnny Deep: They like or they detest, but they do not prevent, this man SWEATS SEX.

And the winning is Johnny Depp!!! Expatiate: Thank you, all of you. At the end of this Oscars of aquaplanning , I promess that I will choose one of you and show her how I smell sex Translation Nelson Monfort: He says that he is delighted to be there, he is very affected by all this recognition, he does not come back there to have been chosen. He says that at the end of this fabulous and unforgettable party, he will choose a daughter of the assembly and euh will invite him to drink a tea

In the category musical Television-reality, the called are:

Andr Manoukian: Famous D d and its erotic-cosmic frenzies. He even wrote a book over. In spite of the small belly, this man smells the unexpected adventures, in cabins of fittings, wings of theatre, or rooms with sieved red light. Everything is in the suggesting, I do not dare to imagine what takes place when he drops

Sinclair: Angel's face, evil-minded air, retorts which hit the bull's eye, a mocking and irresistible smile, is not more needed to feel like taking he in the bedroom

Quentin: A new baby in this classification. The tag star Ac can disgust some, not me

And the winning is. Quentin!!! Without big surprise (well yeah, it is MY classification): it is when he wants, where he wants, I lived with a puddle under feet during 3 months, if ever he approaches me, I get him, I plate him to a wall and

Small video no-claims bonus (yes ok, ya that I who am going to thrill me in front of, each its knack sorry if it makes me the same thing as in 1:34, I move back not the head me!)

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