Today, we are going to make the study of the specimen Pommus Fripus (so called Vieillus Pommus Fripus).

This speciment is part of the family of the working colleagues.

Aspect exterieur: VPF (for old creased apple) is generally an old baby, very drained (where from its name). A pet of fat, VPF makes a size 12 years. Attention, the view of its thick biceps as my wrist can shock the youngest. Hair is short, is not dyed, not permed, not combed (for a question of praticit of maintenance) and feet are put on of sandals of German hikers, also appell es Geox (they wonder what this is of use to breathe by the sole seen that it is OPENED the shoe).

Way of life: VPF is a fundamentalist of the healthy food . She eats only bio, does not drink coffee in pause but juice of carrot bio or drink bio based on rice. No normal fruit juices, which contain some refined sugar, which is extremely bad for health, as everybody knows it. VPF comes to the work with feet, even if she lives in 10km. Suddenly, she is cold at all times, puts a waistcoat by 20 , and an anorak by 15 (bio, the anorak, and it would seem that the waistcoat is knit hand with some wool coming from the sustainable development). VPF always speaks with an extremely not very audible and soft voice, and smiles when she is upset. VPF takes every day at 11 h the drops of rosemary, for the liver, the sachet of valerian, for the eyes, and is in constant remedy of royal jelly. The whole is entirely plant, and bio. VPF is allergic in the gluten.

Bet in situation:

Example 1:

I: Oh, you take drops?

VPF: Yes, I am really sick you know.

I: (thought: why you take no TRUTHS medicaments then?) ah, you treat yourself only in plants?

VPF: Yes, I have no medicament at home.

I: Even from the doliprane?

VPF: Ah not! There is some gluten, I could die from it!

Example 2:

Section head: OK, the birthday of Thingy in the restaurant then, singed pie will be celebrated, this goes to you?

VPF: Ah I I will come not, you know, I am allergic in the gluten, and there is in paste.

Section head: But you will take a salad then otherwise

VPF: No, I would have to bring back my own vinaigrette with my oils bio, this risks turning with heat.

Section head: OK, agreed

Example 3:

I: Your salad has air good!

VPF: Yes, even if it is a bit cold for a salad

I: That's true that it is hard, you have neither fridge, nor microwaves to warm to you up a meal

VPF: Ah not! You know that microwaves, as means of cooking, it is strongly DISADVISED, it is really very DAMAGING for organism, this denatures food completely!!!

I:

Example 4:

I: Oh, this wifi walks not!

VPF: Oh not, please, do not speed the wifi up this gives me untenable headaches.

I: Ok (thought: But you know that even if my computer is not any more linked to network, waves pass nevertheless above your head? Curious that this gives you rather well in the skull in that case).

Example 5:

I: Oh drawing pin, he must make 35 there! (information for the reader: 30 outsides, glass building, the sun which knocks) ah but there is a clim!

VPF: Oh not, do not light it, at the end of 5mn I feel pain in the throat!

It seems to me that it is possible to classify VPF in kind of " chianticus collegum ". And you, you have your specimen?

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