Let us not be afraid of words. Each here has already had what is called a present of shit . This can be for example a lot of cloths given by Germanic aunt, except that they know that she had Redoubt this in present Her, since there were the same with our last order.
When I was small, my granny had as habit to give me a subscription to the magazine of my choice (in order: I want to Read, Picture Doctor, I read, Okapi, Phosphorus). She only once infringed with a ruler. I saw her coming, with the very soft packet. One dresses. I smelt drama to break, and in spite of my youth, I had the presence of mind to say I say to you thank you right away before opening him, agreed? . Well got it from me, in another way I think that I would have never said thank you. Indeed, it was about a splendid white waistcoat (even not knit by her), with instead of buttons, small (wrong) pearls. Of big art.
I also have the right to the foutage of face of the godmother. Normally, after my 14 years (and my confirmation), I did not accept present anymore (but in fact everybody continued making it to me, otherwise I had very bloody stupid air with Christmas in the middle of everybody tearing some paper, only in my solitary loneliness). But it is a woman well, my godmother. She came, in Christmas, by saying I know, normally I give you more of present, but ok. Go, yours, this pleases me . A large heart, my godmother. It was a Santa in chocolate. Even no Lindt or Milka, no, knack Lidl. It is not that I am venal as girl (finally if, a bit), but I was dying to hesitate her in the face by saying to her if it is to give me this, no, really, you would not have of . I did not make it and I politely thanked her.
The last knack in date, it is my in-laws. They went to holiday in Camargue and wanted to bring us back a memory. They knew not too much what to take us, then they took a knack " local gastronomy ". "Great " I told myself, it is going to be possible to taste a good and unknown knack. It was a packet of camarguais rices CROSSROAD. The worst, it is that I think that they not even realised as of blow this makes local gastronomy nevertheless really less when to you marked ace Crossroad and that this cost you 50 cents the kilogramme. In Christmas, I give them one limps with sauerkraut Stoeffler (for the non-Alsatian, think especially no that Stoeffler it is of the true Alsatian kitchen, it am disgusting, a true sauerkraut, ya nothing better).
And to you, your presents of shit?
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17 peeling and 2 shearing tattle to The presents of shit
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JS SAYS:
October, 29th, on 2008 at 9:21This goes, you ace was had of "eatable" presents nonetheless! Personally, it is more type seedy knick-knack which it is necessary to put on the shelf nevertheless to say that they he not always threw In this category: seedy candlestick, service unusable but not too seedy aperitif because not practice, bloody stupid parlour game
Morality: I give only the edible to my mates, to be sure of doing in air them decorative
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Lisa Says:
October, 29th, on 2008 at 10:09You have a large heart
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SAYS:
October, 29th, on 2008 at 14:02Frost gives a shower and a flower shower I type record I believe, nice the nice sister.
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nicolas Says:
October, 29th, on 2008 at 19:47greeting my girlfriend my to buy one handbag to celio a knack really but I have him in teeth
she is to go back to celio and they make that of to have (the shit) but finally in short that to recommend me you for which do not give me present anymore because every time c of clothes (has I not chosen never) but her always and I have meme apris wanted which to get from me the integral of the small home in the meadow I really like but not have this point in fact she achete me of present for her -
Lisa Says:
October, 29th, on 2008 at 19:50Ah yes, big classic, to buy a present but for oneself in fact
I recommend you to truss her up, to steal from her its wallet and to go to buy your present yourself, or to change girlfriend. -
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October, 29th, on 2008 at 19:53I I vote to change girlfriend, because a girl who in for intention of giving you the entire of the small home in the meadow, it is in the borders of illegality. This would deserve almost torture.
Where you give him a very seedy hoover for Christmas, of one hushed up will be avenged, and of two, she will leave you. Two blows in one in fact.
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Elzen SAYS:
October, 29th, on 2008 at 20:14presents of shit you said it my nice sister persists in giving us some chocolate for Christmas. this leaves a good feeling but she knows that:
1-I do not like the chocolate
2-that I am not 8 years old anymore to give myself chocolates every time leader price with the too seedy fuzz.I ask a question however she loves me not or she has no taste?!!
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Lisa Says:
October, 29th, on 2008 at 20:35I think that she still did not include that you do not like the chocolate, and that as that with the fuzz makes the same price as that without, well she takes the fuzz. I suggest you giving him some oil of liver of cod during 8 years, by giving proof by it great rich man in vitamins is, this will help you to cross the winter .
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October, 29th, on 2008 at 21:45That one I have already told it another bloggeuse who had made a note on the same topic, but she is funny. My sister-in-law has tastes, let us say modestly, which are not mine. Painting were croutesques, Christmas crib figures, porcelains etc Christmas during the exchange of present rituals, her tightens me proudly a packet by saying to me I got from you an useful knack, attention it is fragile . I unpack thing carefully and under my hallucin s eyes appears one door-pike olives ENTIRELY IN SHELLFISHES, style to remember of Concarneau. My meuri, at the edge of superheating, avoids carefully my look and me, lips pinched to avoid the madman - laugh, I find it difficult to splutter a vague thank you When the mother-in - law punctuated me had said well it to you that it was pretty and practical , I used as an excuse the cooking of my meat to go to rush in the kitchen and to press myself the head in the oven just to stifle a hysterical mirth. Knack finished in the bottom of a cupboard then mysteriously broke some months later. Spades were kept, this can serve..
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Lisa Says:
October, 29th, on 2008 at 21:53Then this, it is HUGE!!!
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Touwity SAYS:
October, 29th, on 2008 at 22:11Well I had not too much presents of shit.
Except that when there is a "passion" (before it kitty), well tlm was the cats, supporting hello wants to buy you an object of this passion and I confess that it is rather bloody!
People would better make to become hollow the head, no? -
Lisa Says:
October, 29th, on 2008 at 22:13Ah yeah but there you tighten the stick to admit defeat!
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Hake Says:
in December 1st, on 2008 at 23:18H h I very much like. Parcontre
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Hake Says:
in December 1st, on 2008 at 23:20H h I very much like. This being personally, the rotten presents, I was incredibly spared. Finally, is possible be that I have to wait still a bit.
By waiting for the ultimate present: http://www.panikattak.fr/2008/12/01/vagin-mon-heros/Here very good continuance to you bloggueuse friend.
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MaryaMaria SAYS:
in December 5th, on 2008 at 0:40Child, I had to have a dozen years, I accepted bottoms of cotonblancs for Christmas:S
Rather seedy! -
Alystelle SAYS:
December, 10th, on 2009 at 16:30Ah ah ah mdr, great article! bravo!
Personally I had the right to the clock in slate (nice mom), to the candlestick with frost indoors (nice granny), the bath towel (useful certainly, my mother), and the bunch of wrong flower in basket of osier (apotheosis!!! of my spouse!!!!)..
Then you felt sorry not they have succeeds in rotting my decorative as not possible!
Luckily I have a child, and oh slim I always put these pretty knick-knacks within reach the small hands ;-))) it gave at the end in the life of the slate, and little by little tear off all that there is in the basket. the candlestick it was not interested in it yet. ;-))) gnac gnac ;-)
Cross cheerful holidays of the end of the year ;-) -
The ptit brother. SAYS:
December, 20th, on 2009 at 1:41Present of shit?
My brother in had a kinder surprised in mistletoes of these 18 years. On his cake
THE CLASS xD
